Wooooot Looooot

Hey All, As promised this is Tigger posting on this our one hundredth post. So props to the lucky soul that first posts on not only a birthday post, not only my anniversary of the 3rd decade since I was yanked from my mothers warm and surprisingly roomy uterus and into this cold dark unfeeling world.

Ahem I have posted some pics that in response to my wifes last post, do not depict me with a euphoric post orgasmic visage as my hand strays into my prurient regions. Although I do have a small library of candidates.

But some more tasteful shots of me enjoying my three day long extravaganza.

It began with a mostly heinous of weeks which i threw out my back and sat in my chair in agony and endured long unending workdays with the air conditioning alternating between polar and torrid, but to top it all off I just loaded up my ipod with new songs and lost my dossier which of course contained my ipod. So after a hissy fit riveling Rob losing his hairbrush following me turning the house upside down looking for it, I dreaded what was to come.

Well luckily I made at least one awesome decision of my life, Relentlessly attempting to win Rowena's affection and carefully timing a proposal after she suffered a serious head injury. Why? Because for some reason she loves her vain, spazzy, short tempered, bizarre Husband to no equal and strives to make him feel like the most special man on earth especially on his birthday.



It Began on Friday night she hurried me away to an amazing restaurant where we had wine and steak and softshell crab and moreton bay bugs. Also Rowena nearly had a religious experience as she had her first Souffle I cant remember what kind it was but judging from the look on her face it may have been passionfruit with a caramelized heroin sauce.

The next day, We cleaned the house from top to bottom(I even cleaned the lightswitches!) We hosted a annual river fire party/birthday with our friends, and it was a blast, Look at the loot I scored Cologne, A new ARMANI dossier, a brand new Ipod and Best of all Row's big gift to me cause she spoils the crap outta me she paid for our Padi certification!!!!!!!! That's love, When someone buys you something you didn't even think of but when you get it you feel like jumping up and down like when you get that sweeet gi joe hovercraft moving fan blades and can float and has a little boat that shoots out of the ramp in the cargo bay..... Anyhow my birthday was amazing from the fireworks to the chocolate mud cake however as night progressed and I drank more and more until I ended the party by practicing moose mating calls into the toilet and then promptly passed out. I then had a hangover so bad the next morning that when I stood up i could feel my veins quavering like when we turned on the water pipes in our house in winter also I had to politely but urgently excuse myself from a pleasant phone call from my mother in law who was calling to ensure that I had received my birthday card with (take notes people 100.00 aus in it), to be violently and lavishly ill.

Anyhow forgive the long winded post, and thanks for all your birthday wishes

Love ya all

Tiggy